Draco: Nice scar. Where did you get it?
    Harry: Thanks. Voldemort gave it to me back in the 80's.
    Draco: Vintage. So adorable.
    Harry: Thanks. *walks away*
    Draco: That is the ugliest effing scar I've ever seen.
    Rest of the family: We'll be gone for a few hours, alright?
    Me: *breaks out into song*

tittenkits:

kitten-xoxo:

p-ardiselost:

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

THIS

But seriously if your partner won’t let you do something (eg, hang out with your friends)? That’s actually a GIANT RED FLAG for an abusive relationship, please get help or get out of there.

(via scandalfish)

ruinedchildhood:

when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze

image

(via gnarly)

intractably:

Kindness.

It doesn’t cost a damn thing. 

Sprinkle that shit everywhere.

(via enchanted-memoriess)

gregmendel:

straight boys dress like randomised sims

(via sydneydalton)

stability:

A part time teacher part time stripper named Miss B. Haven

(Source: stability, via gnarly)